My apologies to my toes for making you wear the same chipped polish since before Thanksgiving.
My apologies to the jammies I took on vacation before Christmas that are still sitting at the bottom of the laundry.
My apologies to my wonderful Dyson vacuum for constantly banging your orange head into the walls.
My apologies to my bathroom mirror for marring your shiny reflection with my mascara wand.
My apologies to the jar of orange marmalade that has been sitting frozen in the back of my refrigerator, with no end in sight.
My apologies to the dust bunnies under my bed – I know it’s getting crowded under there.
My apologies to my sweet coffee maker for having to work harder than anything else in the house.
My apologies to the chocolate that enters my home – you never had a chance.
My apologies to my family for flying around on my broomstick more frequently than you’d like.
My sincere apologies to you, Lord, for disappointing You on a daily basis. I’m not at all sure why You would still love me, but I sure am glad that You do.